Occupy the coffee pot

Officer Pike demonstrates how to refill the coffee pot with a fresh brew.  Even though we may be preoccupied at work, please demonstrate your respect for fellow coworkers. 

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Scumbag Vader

And now for something completely different...an image macro that has nothing to do with coffee!

This combines the easily-quotable scene from the Empire Strikes Back where Lando complains that the "deal keeps getting worse all the time".  I've been applying the Scumbag Steve meme to a bunch of things lately, and it seems to fit pretty well here too.