Um, WINNING?

Admittedly I am not an expert on Charlie Sheen hi-jinx.  That said, multiple people have requested Charlie Sheen themed coffee pot signs.  Here's my best attempt.  If you have other awesome quotes that can be transformed into coffee pot puns, post them in the comments.  Or better yet, make a full-on coffee pot sign and email it to coffee.pot.blog@gmail.com!

You can't explain that!

Inspired by Daily Show and Colbert Show episodes, or rather, by a clip from the O'Reilly Factor, where Bill O'Reilly proves the existence of God through his flawless powers of reasoning:  "The tide goes in, tide goes out: never a miscommunication.  You can't explain that."  And in case that isn't enough compelling evidence, Bill further quiets any naysayers by adding, "the sun goes up, the sun goes down".

Watch the clip!  It's one of my favorite Colbert Report segments.

This sign was further inspired by this internet meme, which is brilliant: