Because it's sterile and I like the taste

Wrapping up the week with one I wouldn't recommend posting at work:

Man vs Wild guy Edward "Bear" Grylls reminds us that there are worse things than having to wait for a cup of coffee in the morning.

Posted a new coffee pot sign - better drink my own piss.

Y U NO REFILL COFFEE POT?!

The title tells it all.  This brilliant meme adaptation was brought to you buy Rod H. from work.  For those of you who are unfamiliar with rage comics, welcome to the internet.

A coffee machine within a coffee machine

While we're on the subject of internet memes...

The funny thing is, I don't even remember this part of Inception.  I didn't even like that movie.  The entire time, someone would come up with some overly elaborate plan requiring a great degree of coordination and synchronization, but then not explain it to anyone else on the team until they're driving to the location and everything is about to hit the fan.  I don't know what that method of storytelling is called, but it gets very old very quickly.

Good Guy Greg is a good guy

Good Guy Greg, on the other hand, is a very thoughtful person:

Scumbag Steve is a scumbag

It occurred to me while trolling on Memebase that Scumbag Steve would make a perfect coffee pot sign.  After I started making one, it occurred to me that someone on the internet might have thought of this already.  Sure enough, someone has:

Found on: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/cxx/