Because it's sterile and I like the taste

Wrapping up the week with one I wouldn't recommend posting at work:

Man vs Wild guy Edward "Bear" Grylls reminds us that there are worse things than having to wait for a cup of coffee in the morning.

Posted a new coffee pot sign - better drink my own piss.

Y U NO REFILL COFFEE POT?!

The title tells it all.  This brilliant meme adaptation was brought to you buy Rod H. from work.  For those of you who are unfamiliar with rage comics, welcome to the internet.

A coffee machine within a coffee machine

While we're on the subject of internet memes...

The funny thing is, I don't even remember this part of Inception.  I didn't even like that movie.  The entire time, someone would come up with some overly elaborate plan requiring a great degree of coordination and synchronization, but then not explain it to anyone else on the team until they're driving to the location and everything is about to hit the fan.  I don't know what that method of storytelling is called, but it gets very old very quickly.

Good Guy Greg is a good guy

Good Guy Greg, on the other hand, is a very thoughtful person:

Scumbag Steve is a scumbag

It occurred to me while trolling on Memebase that Scumbag Steve would make a perfect coffee pot sign.  After I started making one, it occurred to me that someone on the internet might have thought of this already.  Sure enough, someone has:

Found on: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/cxx/

Um, WINNING?

Admittedly I am not an expert on Charlie Sheen hi-jinx.  That said, multiple people have requested Charlie Sheen themed coffee pot signs.  Here's my best attempt.  If you have other awesome quotes that can be transformed into coffee pot puns, post them in the comments.  Or better yet, make a full-on coffee pot sign and email it to coffee.pot.blog@gmail.com!

You can't explain that!

Inspired by Daily Show and Colbert Show episodes, or rather, by a clip from the O'Reilly Factor, where Bill O'Reilly proves the existence of God through his flawless powers of reasoning:  "The tide goes in, tide goes out: never a miscommunication.  You can't explain that."  And in case that isn't enough compelling evidence, Bill further quiets any naysayers by adding, "the sun goes up, the sun goes down".

Watch the clip!  It's one of my favorite Colbert Report segments.

This sign was further inspired by this internet meme, which is brilliant: