McGruff says...

Take a bite out of crime!  I suppose this one could be combined with the Hamburglar for an extra dose of nostalgia, but that will be for another day.

Don't look at it, no matter what happens!

Branching out into a whole new genre of comic strip style coffee pot signs.  I'm not sure how practical it is to print out a full-sized piece of paper and tape it to a coffee pot, but oh well. 

As far as the sign goes, if you haven't watched Raiders of the Lost Ark along with every other Indiana Jones movie on TV marathons about 1000 times like me, you might not know the fantastic and easily quotable scene at the end of the movie (spoiler alert).  Now that I step back and look at it though, I think the political correctness wording change makes it lose some of the crispness and idiocy of the original wording.  Oh well, enjoy!