Occupy the coffee pot

Officer Pike demonstrates how to refill the coffee pot with a fresh brew.  Even though we may be preoccupied at work, please demonstrate your respect for fellow coworkers. 

More hilarious juxtapositions and a full description of "casually pepper spray everything cop" is available at knowyourmeme.com

Scumbag Vader

And now for something completely different...an image macro that has nothing to do with coffee!

This combines the easily-quotable scene from the Empire Strikes Back where Lando complains that the "deal keeps getting worse all the time".  I've been applying the Scumbag Steve meme to a bunch of things lately, and it seems to fit pretty well here too.

McGruff says...

Take a bite out of crime!  I suppose this one could be combined with the Hamburglar for an extra dose of nostalgia, but that will be for another day.

Don't look at it, no matter what happens!

Branching out into a whole new genre of comic strip style coffee pot signs.  I'm not sure how practical it is to print out a full-sized piece of paper and tape it to a coffee pot, but oh well. 

As far as the sign goes, if you haven't watched Raiders of the Lost Ark along with every other Indiana Jones movie on TV marathons about 1000 times like me, you might not know the fantastic and easily quotable scene at the end of the movie (spoiler alert).  Now that I step back and look at it though, I think the political correctness wording change makes it lose some of the crispness and idiocy of the original wording.  Oh well, enjoy!

Because it's sterile and I like the taste

Wrapping up the week with one I wouldn't recommend posting at work:

Man vs Wild guy Edward "Bear" Grylls reminds us that there are worse things than having to wait for a cup of coffee in the morning.

Posted a new coffee pot sign - better drink my own piss.

Y U NO REFILL COFFEE POT?!

The title tells it all.  This brilliant meme adaptation was brought to you buy Rod H. from work.  For those of you who are unfamiliar with rage comics, welcome to the internet.

A coffee machine within a coffee machine

While we're on the subject of internet memes...

The funny thing is, I don't even remember this part of Inception.  I didn't even like that movie.  The entire time, someone would come up with some overly elaborate plan requiring a great degree of coordination and synchronization, but then not explain it to anyone else on the team until they're driving to the location and everything is about to hit the fan.  I don't know what that method of storytelling is called, but it gets very old very quickly.